I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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