come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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