You did not just play the dead husband card again.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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