How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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