are you so shy because you have an std?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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