I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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