She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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