so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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I think I sprained my soul last night
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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