sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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