we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
