it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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