what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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