what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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