it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
They left me at home... I'm a liability
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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