I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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