69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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