So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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