So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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