If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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