Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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