Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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