I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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