This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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