I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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