We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I would ride that face into the sunset
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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