considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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