please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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