She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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