she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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