she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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