fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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