So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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