we have pet lesbian snakes
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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