Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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