okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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