you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
