Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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