He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
my shit smells like andre
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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