Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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