But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Even my vagina gasped.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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