Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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