I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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