Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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