I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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