It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
