wat bout pragnant strippers??
time to smoke my breakfast
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
