C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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