I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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