Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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