i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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