It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
im six kinds of drunk right now
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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