So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
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I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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