How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i think i have herpe
just one?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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