Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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