THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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